Archive · 2007
June 2007
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NEW YORK CITY: SEE A FREE MOVIE TONIGHT!
THIS IS FOR TONIGHT AT 7! SOME TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE! COME SEE A VERY FUNNY MOVIE FOR VERY FREE!!! Attention Chewers in New York City and points surrounding: help us get NYC screenings happening! We've had sporadic screenings for you guys in the past, but… Continue reading
NU METAL TRANSFORMERS
Memo to Michael Bay: if you want Linkin Park, fucking get Linkin Park. (And I say this as someone with very little use for Linkin Park.) At the risk of looking like an idiot (what risk, right?), I'm going to declare this nu metal cover of the Transformers… Continue reading
SEAN CONNERY CONTENT WITH LXG AS HIS CAREER CAPPER
After all the talk, all the rumors, all the hopes, Sean Connery has come out and said he will not be appearing in Indiana Jones IV. In a press release, Connery says: "I get asked the question so often, I thought it best to make an announcement. I thought long… Continue reading
DELLAMORTE DOES B.O. – 6/8/07
We always end up back here, don't we? THE MOST INTERESTING FILM OF THE WEEKOriginally, I would have said it was Ocean's 13, but we'll have to get to that. It turns out it's Hostel: Part II. Eli Roth has been a controversial figure since Cabin Fever made a… Continue reading
FORMULA FILMMAKING AS TIME SERVED
Every time I see John McTiernan prepping a new film, I wonder why the hell he isn't in jail for lying to federal prosecutors about his employment of noted wiretapper-to-the-stars Anthony Pellicano. Did he ever serve time for this? Or did he get the Paris… Continue reading
DONE––I AM A TEASER TRAILER
Yesterday, Devin debuted the resoundingly deja-vutastic I Am Legend theatrical poster. The one-sheet is uninspiring, doing nothing more than advertising "Hey! A Will Smith movie! And he's carrying a satchel!" Fortunately, hot on its CMYK comes the trailer,… Continue reading
I AM TEASER POSTER
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YOU CANNOT STOP UWE. YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN HIM.
Oddly, and sadly, enough, I found myself musing a few days ago as to what happened to Dr. Uwe Boll. A thoroughly untalented, yet determined filmmaker, Boll has earned a special status as the Ed Wood of our times with his almost unbelievably shitty body of… Continue reading
MCP: GAMING NEWS ROUNDUP – 06.07.07
Would you like to be commander of your fate, captain of your own destiny? Harmonix has made public a little submission form you can use to bombard them with suggestions for songs you'd like to play in their upcoming co-op music game Rock Band. The link is… Continue reading
TYLER PERRY'S DIARY OF AN OPPORTUNIST
Earlier today, I thought I'd amuse myself by liveblogging the series premiere of Tyler Perry's House of Payne, if only to get even with the sitcom for its incessant advertising campaign that nearly ruined the NBA Eastern Conference Finals (thank god, then,… Continue reading
GILLIAM + WAITS = OMG!
I can't make any bones about my feelings for Tideland, and I don't think anyone would argue with me that The Brothers Grimm is barely watchable, much less Terry Gilliam himself. But those two projects don't change the fact that Gilliam is among the most… Continue reading
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