Archive · 2007

June 2007

345 posts

HASBRO MOVES AHEAD A SQUARE

Variety reported earlier on Hasbro's new merchandising strategies, and there are a few facts I need to parrot on to you, so that they're out of the way and I can get to the point of this article. So: Hasbro was with CAA for a while, and is now berthing in… Continue reading →

TWO MORE DEBATE WITH DENZEL

So, uh, Denzel Washington kinda has a thing for Kimberly Elise, huh? She was in his Manchurian Candidate remake as well as John Q which, to my continuing disappointment, wasn't Nick Cassavete's remake of Takashi Miike's homage to lactation and family values.… Continue reading →

GINNIFER FLOWERS

The only time I've seen the HBO polygamy series Big Love was when I caught Bill Paxton’s hairy ass-crack and dangling balls hopping into bed on top top of Ginnifer Goodwin. I remember thinking, "If I ever wanted to know what a prison-eyed view of Bill… Continue reading →

O'BRIEN WRITES A ROM-COM

You know what's funny? The story of women scorned. There's nothing that doles out stitches more than a rom-dram-com chiseled from the granite of feminine vengeance. There's nothing most people love more than watching hilarious comedy classics like John Tucker… Continue reading →