Thanks to everyone who has stuck with this article over the past two days. In today's final part, I'll be covering the final 3 classic Marx movies. At The Circus (1939) – Jeff Wilson played by Kenny Baker At The Circus was the first attempt at an MGM Marx… Continue reading →
SO. I've been doing some thinking lately, which is not something I like to do. Just what should this blog be about? I've decided (and I am, in this case, the decider) it should be Horror 101. For me. I'm not quite as uneducated in the fake-blood arts as that… Continue reading →
THE FALL is proving to be an especially hard film to catch here in sunny, culturally-isolated South Florida. The nearest theater with a print is a good $8-$10 worth of gas away. The Tomatometer rating is way out of whack with the IMDB rating, showing a clear… Continue reading →
When a film strikes a chord deep within you, I’m talking about when it really speaks to you on a profound level, it’s indescribable. Everyone has a film that holds a special place in their heart, regardless of the quality or popularity of it. If it means… Continue reading →
For the last couple of days I've been going back and forth about what my first Chud blog should be about. The adage about getting started being the hardest part is quite true it seems, you want to start off on the right foot, but not sound like a ham-fisted… Continue reading →
Let's get this out of the way, first and foremost. I was doing my daily browsing of the internets and discovered that as part of the promotional materials for Choke, the adaptation of Chuck Palahniuk's (Mr. Fight Club, and you should know this already, nerds)… Continue reading →
Hillary's Exit With some reluctance, I offer a few thoughts on Hillary's defeat, particularly on the notion that she deserves to be, and that Obama should make her, the Democratic vice presidential candidate. I'm reluctant because Hillary as vice presidential… Continue reading →
I remember when I saw my first sandworm. It's vagina dentate maw seduced me from the cover of The Dune Encyclopedia at the public library. I was hiding from a homeless gentleman who wanted to "choose my own adventure" while my mother worked on her… Continue reading →
I've found myself increasingly frustrated and obsessed with this incredibly addictive video game lately. When I play I end up losing something like 30 times to 1, and I get generally nothing for a win, but my obsessive-compulsive nature keeps me coming back,… Continue reading →
George Lucas is a genius. He has managed to raise to the level of an art form the ability to package and repackage his movies with restored, added or enhanced features over and over, and we all keep on buying them and making him richer and richer. For years,… Continue reading →
What's up internet? My name's Jon Abrams and for now my blog is called Slow-Motion Quick-Draw. Let's save the extended introduction and get right to talking movies. That's really the best way for you and I to decide if we're going to get along. For my first… Continue reading →
So… I ended up seeing Indy again for the third time instead. Taking that into account, I figured now was as good a time as any to chime in with my opinion on the film. (There may be spoilers. I'm not sure.) I am well aware that the bigwigs over here at… Continue reading →