Theaters are terrible right now. There is currently such a dearth of reasonable choices that the Landmark Sunshine here in NYC is still showing Synecdoche, New York. And have been for the past 5 or 6 months. Here's why:He's Just Not That Into Your STDs. Paul… Continue reading →
So the nominees were announced. Which you know by now if you read this site. Caring is another thing all together. Since, you know, our specific pooled film-nerdery tends not to spill over into award nominated films. But there are always exceptions. And there… Continue reading →
So Devin's article this evening got me thinking about Robin. But what about him? Let's be honest, the character is largely terrible, serving as little more than a gay joke in modern times and will likely not figure largely, if at all, into Nolan's "why so… Continue reading →
So we made it. Hence the gap in coverage on this here blog. But yes, the long haul is over. By that, I mean to say that we have indeed found a place to live, with a very cool roomie and reasonable rent. We've moved our shit in (most of which is something like… Continue reading →
First, let me just say: finding a job in New York sucks. I'm not sure how many of you can empathize with this plight of mine, but there it is. Maybe it's the economy gone to shit that's messing with my chances, maybe it's my lack of a skill-set (I was a… Continue reading →
This is the time of year that I typically start listening to melancholy music, spend many hours in movie theaters and think deep thoughts about my life and how it's gone wrong. Not this year. Well, let me go back a step. Keep the melancholy music part.… Continue reading →
This Tuesday, September 23rd, has been on my radar for the past few months. And here's why it should be on yours:Jenny Lewis.TV on the Radio.Kings of Leon.Ben Folds.The Foot Fist Way (on DVD). With that taken care of, let's investigate why these names matter.… Continue reading →
The release of Death Race this past weekend got me to thinking a few things. First, fuck them for remaking it. Second, fuck them for remaking it with Statham and McShane, not to mention Joan Allen, cause now I'm probably going to see it. On Netflix, mind you,… Continue reading →
Word on the street is that Darren Aronofsky's latest film, The Wrestler, is screening at the Toronto Film Festival in the impending future. Let me explain why this worries me. First, it's a film about a wrestler. Starring Mickey Rourke. Before the fanboy rage… Continue reading →
After close to two months on Cape Cod, I had a smile on my face, my psyche brimming with hope about the culture on this, Massachusetts' crooked penis. As I shoveled a delicious breakfast into my mouth, a couple next to me, both in their early 20's, were… Continue reading →
So Jenny dies of AIDS, right? Spoiler! Although, if you haven't seen this film yet, fuck off, I don't feel bad for ruining it for you in the slightest. Back to the topic at hand. It seems the demise of Jenny is up for debate, as I was having a conversation… Continue reading →
It seems a few folks enjoyed the last entry of "Tarantino-ing," so I suppose I'll indulge you in another fantasy rebirth of a dying celebrity career. Today's chosen one: Ethan Embry. Throw those tomatoes all you want, bitches, but you know it's true! While I… Continue reading →