David Wagner

25 posts

Mental Masturbation: (3.22.08)

Why is it that Republicans don't set themselves on fire for causes they believe in? I was working on my Dad's lawnmower today and while changing the fuel filter I happened to get a dose of gasoline all over my arms. While joking about having a quick smoke and… Continue reading

Mental Masturbation: (3.3.08)

Let me start by saying that I am a big fan of police officers. I have known many of them in my life and I have become friends with many. I know they have a crappy job that pays for shit and we should be very thankful that there are men and women who are… Continue reading

Mental Masturbation: (2.27.08)

I'm writing to you from the fabulous Hampton Inn & Suites in Springfield, Missouri. If you are looking for a place where you can sit at a bar, drink an Absolut and Soda and watch the Antiques Road Show, then this is it. This is college basketball season,… Continue reading

Mental Masturbation: (2.24.08)

Do you ever have people tell you what it is you "need?" For instance, you are out with your friends and one of them says "you just need some time" or "you need to find a way to make it work". I unfortunately find myself in one of those times where I hear that… Continue reading

Mental Masturbation: (2.6.08)

I want to buy a game system. I used to really enjoy them, back in the day. My last system was the original Playstation. I owned about 5 games and only ever played 2. Prior to that I had the NES, SNES, Sega, I even owned a 3DO and Jaguar for a while. I see… Continue reading

Mental Masturbation: (2.5.08)

TSTL and You A new epidemic has stricken the earth. It is a wildfire in our midst threatening to destroy the very fabric of humanity. Many of you are already infected. Don't believe me? Answer the following questions: 1. Do you avoid sitting in traffic by… Continue reading

Mental Masturbation: (2.2.08)

Why Your IT Group Sucks Do you work for a company that has an IT department, or even just a person that is responsible for the IT functions of your business? Do you feel like they perform the functions they are supposed to effectively and efficiently? Maybe… Continue reading