James McCormick

28 posts

Randomized thoughts Vol. 1

Been away for quite a bit. Been working overnights into the day shift at 14 hours a day. At five days a week makes James an insane little boy. But I'm using these few minutes I have that I don't need to either be eating, sleeping, shitting or working to write… Continue reading →

I miss Mike Myers

Just kidding. I don't miss him one bit. Fine, I liked the first Austin Powers movie (even though In Like Flint* is far superior). I really liked the first Wayne's World film. Even the sequel was halfway decent. Then something happened. He just phoned it in.… Continue reading →

I miss Michael Keaton

With the release of the new Batman flick The Dark Knight in about 24 hours (trust me, I'll be there at 12:01 a.m.), I brought out my Batman DVD collection and was watching bits and pieces of each one. Then I decided to throw on Tim Burton's Batman, and… Continue reading →

I miss Eddie Murphy

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. And no, I am not speaking about the abysmal movie Eddie with Whoopi Goldberg. Ugh, that just sent shivers down my spine. No, instead I speak about the abysmal movie career choice/choices that Eddie Murphy has chosen in this lifetime. What… Continue reading →

I miss Steve Martin

No people, Steve Martin hasn't died. On the contrary, it's just that his career had taken such a dip in quality that he's been passing on this plane of existence as a spirit that was once funny. Why do I say that? For starters, I've been watching the first… Continue reading →

Movie Theater Etiquette

Is it so hard to ask for people to abide by a simple set of rules when setting foot in a movie theater. I just don't understand, you go to the movies to see a film, right? Not to talk on your cell phones and text people and whatnot. I'll give you a little… Continue reading →