every player (and fan) who is upset with the NFL about their new flagrant hit policy, You guys are knuckleheads. Do you realize that if some guy comes at you full speed with a helmet on his head with the intention of hurting you, not only can he risk your… Continue reading →
It's been a while, but there just haven't been things to really boil my hash. So in the interest of content, I have pulled together events from the past to combine them with current events to make this Super-Sized version of the "Dear…" column. Enjoy!… Continue reading →
Dear Ethnic Market,I can't believe you actually have the services available in your establishment that people unfortunately negatively stereotype you for participating in. -me Dear Christmas,Why must you sneak up on us like that? -me Dear Rite-Aid,Please add… Continue reading →
Dear Supermarkets,Can you PLEASE open up more registers? -me Dear NBA,There are 29 teams other than the Lakers. -me Dear Teenagers of Today,WTF is going on with you? -me Dear [adultswim],Why must you continually green light shows that make absolutely no sense… Continue reading →
Welcome to "Dear…", a series of micro-letters addressed to persons, places or things that need some addressin' to. Without further ado…(ahem): Dear Comic-Con,Please stay in San Diego. -me Dear DVR,THANK YOU. -me Dear Guy Who Works At the Bank,YES,… Continue reading →
Welcome to "Dear…", a series of micro-letters addressed to persons, places or things that need some good addressin' to. Without further ado…(ahem): Dear Whole Foods Market,I understand that everysinglething in your market is good for me, but do… Continue reading →