Phil Dean

80 posts

Frozen

I've been seeing advertisements for "Adam Green's Hatchet 2" plastered all over the internet, and it really makes me wonder; When did they start name dropping directors that no one cares about? Going in the wayback machine to the turn of the millenium, I seem… Continue reading →

A-haunting we will go!

I take a stroll outside. It's a overcast day, cold and wet, and the wind blows right through me. Almost unexpectedly, I realize that the sun has gone down. Something rustles in a nearby bush; a squirrel, or other small creature, surely. The dried up carcasses… Continue reading →

The Wedding List

Do you have any "Deal Breakers", when it comes to movies? If your girlfriend, boyfriend or undefinable one hates a certain film that you love, is it time to be moving on? As a single man, I had two criteria: Anyone that I seriously dated had to love Robocop… Continue reading →

Survival Of The Dead

I'm as surprised as anyone to say that I actually enjoyed this. Modern Romero films have to be seen through rose-tinted glasses, to be sure. It's tough not to grit my teeth at his bizarre usage of film noir dialogue mixed with heavy handed pontification on… Continue reading →

The American

When a new hitman movie is announced, such as this one, I tend to emit a noise best described as a mixture between a sigh and a groan. Especially if it involves someone's "last job". Hitmen are as lazy of a storytelling device as mutants or serial killers;… Continue reading →