Phil Dean

80 posts

Frozen

I've been seeing advertisements for "Adam Green's Hatchet 2" plastered all over the internet, and it really makes me wonder; When did they start name dropping directors that no one cares about? Going in the wayback machine to the turn of the millenium, I seem… Continue reading

A-haunting we will go!

I take a stroll outside. It's a overcast day, cold and wet, and the wind blows right through me. Almost unexpectedly, I realize that the sun has gone down. Something rustles in a nearby bush; a squirrel, or other small creature, surely. The dried up carcasses… Continue reading

The Wedding List

Do you have any "Deal Breakers", when it comes to movies? If your girlfriend, boyfriend or undefinable one hates a certain film that you love, is it time to be moving on? As a single man, I had two criteria: Anyone that I seriously dated had to love Robocop… Continue reading

Survival Of The Dead

I'm as surprised as anyone to say that I actually enjoyed this. Modern Romero films have to be seen through rose-tinted glasses, to be sure. It's tough not to grit my teeth at his bizarre usage of film noir dialogue mixed with heavy handed pontification on… Continue reading

The American

When a new hitman movie is announced, such as this one, I tend to emit a noise best described as a mixture between a sigh and a groan. Especially if it involves someone's "last job". Hitmen are as lazy of a storytelling device as mutants or serial killers;… Continue reading