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Man, The Pope. That guy goes hard, am I right? If you haven't been paying attention, The Pope (aka Joseph Ratzinger, aka hard mo'fo) has gotten himself into a minor jam. Apparently, the pontiff let some pretty gnarly sex crimes slide back in the day and that… Continue reading
I want to give a big thanks to the "birther" movement. I mean, honestly. You guys are really helping me out a lot with your theory that President Obama was born in Kenya and, therefore, his entire presidency is null and void. I'm being sincere, birthers.… Continue reading
I was a child walking into that theater ten years ago. Leaving the theater, I was a man. Okay, I'm overdoing it but seeing The Phantom Menace was a major movie moment for me. I was 12 (almost 13!) when it came out and I remember the day vividly. My dad… Continue reading
There was a discussion on the CHUD boards about J.J. Abrams' long-dead Superman script and all that could have been. I remember the script was pretty silly, including a storyline with Lex Luthor revealing that he was Superman's brother or something. It was… Continue reading
Yeah, it's finally here! April 20th is back! Bust out the pipes, boys. It's time to get hiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. Excuse my sarcasm but I wanted to remind everyone that tomorrow, April 20th, is something of a national holiday for marijuana enthusiasts. I'm sure you… Continue reading
I said the day would never come. I told others that it was impossible. There could never, ever be a person who I would find more annoying than Bill O'Reilly. But then, like some sort of perverse God listening in on my thoughts, the world provided me with… Continue reading
I can't stop watching Jon & Kate Plus 8. For those of you who haven't seen the show, it's a reality-based series following the lives of two parents (that would be Jon and Kate) and their eight – that's right, EIGHT – children. I first tuned in because I… Continue reading
I hope you're reading this. I hope you're reading this and you know what you've done. I'm finally over my cold. It took me a couple long, dark days to do it but I've made my way back to a healthy state. It was touch-and-go for awhile. I had a few days of… Continue reading
I attended a funeral yesterday. It's never a fun experience, as I'm sure all you know. It's a time when families are united by their sadness and, I think, pride. Proud of who they are as a family, proud of their closeness, of their past and their future. But,… Continue reading
What'll I do when youAre far awayAnd I am blueWhat'll I do… Dear George, And so it has come to be. As you get ready to spend your final full morning in the White House I thought that I'd share some thoughts with you as our last precious hours dwindle.… Continue reading
After MUCH begging from my adoring fans*, I have finally compiled a brief list of my favorite music of the year. I know that everyone does this and these opinions don't mean jack shit. However, this is my blog and I can write about anything I damn well want.… Continue reading
Whatzupwitu – Eddie Murphy feat. Michael JacksonLink to the video! Okay, I'm at a loss. There are some things in this world that are so full of beauty and life. A newborn child laughing for the first time, a young couple being married, a baby velociraptor… Continue reading
