Damon Houx
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DD: Enering Bizarro World
About a week and a half ago, a girl I've spent some time with but was very stop/start sent me a text message out of the blue. It was an invite to a party where the theme was Yacht Rock. For those unfamiliar with the comic stylizing of Yacht rock, start here.… Continue reading
DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE – 4/18/08
FORBIDDEN vs. FORGETTING. In a world series of love. Continue reading
YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG, DAY THIRTEEN
You and I and all those people out there with a vocal love of film have ruined it for everyone, pimping movies up, falling in love with mediocre films and championing them to near-legendary status. We've embraced turkeys, legitimized borderline movies, and… Continue reading
DD: I Think I Just Ended My Life
I've already lost a couple of hours. I can't imagine it's gonna get any better. My falsetto is horrible, too. Continue reading
DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP – 4/11/08
Prom Night is the winner. We are the loser. We are also young, heartache to heartache, we stand. Love is a battlefield. Continue reading
DD: When Doves Cry
I can think of few more iconic images of the 1980's than Prince emerging from the bathtub in the When doves Cry music video. Says everything and nothing, really. So, on the Blu-ray journey, I've bought a couple of titles this week, but the problem has been… Continue reading
YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG – DAY TEN
If he didn't say he needed to save one more Jew, it might have been a masterpiece. Continue reading
DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE – 4/11/08
At Best, Prom Night promises hand jobs and maybe an awkward Bee-Zhay. Continue reading
DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP – 4/4/08
These poker jokes write themselves. New titles wipe out Monkey uses hula-hoop successfully. These stories and more… Continue reading
Dellamorte's Dugout: A Thought
Quentin Tarantino's career path would likely be different if Warren Beaty had played Bill. It would have given the film a respectability balance, and people wouldn't have been so down on Grindhouse as another spin around the genre. But Carradine – good as he… Continue reading
Dellamorte's Dugout: Does all 16 Dances
I love The B-52's first two albums. I like Mesopotamia (hell, it was produced by David Byrne), but those first two are now back on the iPod. And it is good. All music reviews should come with a rating of its sex content/possibilties. The Beatles are first… Continue reading
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