DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE 4/4/08
George Clooney vs. that dude from the office. Kids vs. Vines. Jodie Foster vs. Gerald Butler. That's some sex. Continue reading
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George Clooney vs. that dude from the office. Kids vs. Vines. Jodie Foster vs. Gerald Butler. That's some sex. Continue reading
Kevin Smith has a lot to answer for Continue reading
My life has been chaotic, to say the least. My personal life has been racked with tumult, and frankly I'd rather not share it. I'm sure some of you care about me, and some of you don't. But I'm of the sort that feels that it's always better to share your… Continue reading
21 says "domino, motherfuckers!" Superhero Movie fails to lift heavy objects, Run Fatboy Run gets lapped, and America is not ready to deal with Iraq, Part 27. Continue reading
Dre counts the cards on 21 and gets to two before he finds himself a bit sleepy. Run Fatboy Run, you say? I've lost so much weight these days that you must be… oh, yeah. The film. Continue reading
Drillbit dies while Perry flies and Horton hears a WHOle lot of cash. I shutte writing this. I really do. Continue reading
Owen Wilson goes down the tracks with Drillbit , Tyler Perry to TP the BO, Shutter … theatrical movie or a porno? If the latter… what kind ? Continue reading
Horton Hears A Huge Pile of Money. Doomsday dies. Never Going to Give You Up is the big winner, but it's Never Going to Run Around, and Hurt You. Continue reading
Man, Rhona Mitra's got a nice butt. She got invisibly raped, y'know. Does the invisible man shoot an invisible load? Continue reading
Yesterday I watched No Country for Old Men, Rio Bravo (on the big screen with Jeremy), and then the finale of what is already quite obviously the most penetrating, engrossing, and quite possibly perfect show television has ever produced. As I prepared to say… Continue reading
Camilla's the Belle of this Box Office Ball. Put a gun in my mouth, I wrote that. If you can see this, call me at 1-900-Mix-A-Lot, and Kick Them Nasty Thoughts. Continue reading
The Number 23 was about more than just Jim Carrey being a nutso would-be Scientologist. Continue reading