Michael Monterastelli

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MOVIE OF THE DAY: The Burning (1981)

MOVIE OF THE DAY: The Burning (1981)

By Michael Monterastelli · 08.15.2013 · No comments

Michael roasts some marshmallows around the campfire with Jason Alexander, Fisher Stevens, The Weinstein Brothers and a deformed, psychotic gardener for some summertime slasher movie kicks! Continue reading →

MOVIE OF THE DAY: ALTERED STATES (1980)

MOVIE OF THE DAY: ALTERED STATES (1980)

By Michael Monterastelli · 06.06.2013 · No comments

Michael reverts to his primordial state while isolated and under the influence of dangerous Mexican hallucinogens. In other words, just a typical Thursday. Continue reading →

MOVIE OF THE DAY: I DRINK YOUR BLOOD (1970)

MOVIE OF THE DAY: I DRINK YOUR BLOOD (1970)

By Michael Monterastelli · 05.30.2013 · No comments

Michael drops a tab of brown acid with a gang of Satan worshipping hippies with rabies! Just a typical Memorial Day weekend folks! Continue reading →

MOVIE OF THE DAY: DEATHSTALKER II: DUEL OF THE TITANS (1987)

MOVIE OF THE DAY: DEATHSTALKER II: DUEL OF THE TITANS (1987)

By Michael Monterastelli · 05.16.2013 · No comments

Michael's mind is pulverized by Jim Wynorski's totally 80s low budget sword & sorcery, T & A masterpiece! Continue reading →

MOVIE OF THE DAY: AUDREY ROSE (1977)

MOVIE OF THE DAY: AUDREY ROSE (1977)

By Michael Monterastelli · 05.09.2013 · No comments

Michael reincarnates a suspenseful seventies soul possession flick from the director of the original STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE. Continue reading →

COLLECTING VHS: THE HEADLESS EYES (1971)

COLLECTING VHS: THE HEADLESS EYES (1971)

By Michael Monterastelli · 05.07.2013 · No comments

"MY EYE!… MY EYE!… MY EYE!… MY EYE!… MY EYE!…" Michael sets his peepers on this sleazy early 70's pyschosexual pre-slasher. Continue reading →

MOVIE OF THE DAY: PRETTY MAIDS ALL IN A ROW (1971)

MOVIE OF THE DAY: PRETTY MAIDS ALL IN A ROW (1971)

By Michael Monterastelli · 05.02.2013 · No comments

High school was never like this when Michael went! Continue reading →

COLLECTING VHS: EXTREME PREJUDICE (1987)

COLLECTING VHS: EXTREME PREJUDICE (1987)

By Michael Monterastelli · 04.24.2013 · No comments

Michael revisits a neglected Walter Hill classic badly in need of a digital transfer ASAP! Continue reading →

COLLECTING VHS: NINJA III: THE DOMINATION (1984)

COLLECTING VHS: NINJA III: THE DOMINATION (1984)

By Michael Monterastelli · 04.17.2013 · No comments

Michael gets all Ninja with this classic Cannon action/horror epic! Continue reading →

MOVIE OF THE DAY: APOCALYPSE NOW (1979)

MOVIE OF THE DAY: APOCALYPSE NOW (1979)

By Michael Monterastelli · 04.11.2013 · No comments

Michael relives "the horror… the horror." Continue reading →

MOVIE OF THE DAY: APRIL FOOL'S DAY (1986)

MOVIE OF THE DAY: APRIL FOOL'S DAY (1986)

By Michael Monterastelli · 04.02.2013 · 5 comments

Internet problems caused a delay for this review, so APRIL FOOL! Continue reading →

MOVIE OF THE DAY: INFRA-MAN (1975)

MOVIE OF THE DAY: INFRA-MAN (1975)

By Michael Monterastelli · 03.28.2013 · 2 comments

Michael's head explodes from battling mutants, robots and monsters with this 70's Shaw Brothers superhero classic! Continue reading →

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