COLLECTING VHS: Blood Tracks (1985)
Michael gets an altitude high from this 80's Heavy Metal Horror/Backwoods Slasher classic from Sweden! Continue reading
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MOVIE OF THE DAY: Robot Jox (1989)
Michael enjoys watching two robots kick the crap out of each other. Don't you? Continue reading
COLLECTING VHS: Stryker (1983)
Michael celebrates the Mayan's stupidity with a low budget post-apocalyptic action flick from the 80's made in the Phillipines. Continue reading
MOVIE OF THE DAY: REPO MAN (1984)
Michael says, "The life of a CHUD writer is always intense." Continue reading
COLLECTING VHS: WHEELS OF TERROR (1990)
Michael puts the pedal to the metal with the only made-for-cable thriller ever created about a pedophile muscle car from Hell! Continue reading
COLLECTING VHS: To All a Goodnight (1980)
Michael spends Xmas vacation at an all-girl school with a killer dressed like Santa Claus! Ahhhh… home for the holidays. Continue reading
MOVIE OF THE DAY: HOLIDAY EDITION: Christmas Evil (1980)
See Christmas through the eyes of a psycho with a serious Santa fetish! Continue reading
COLLECTING VHS: Elves (1989)
Michael celebrates the season with a chain-smoking department store Santa Claus and an army of horny Nazi-elves. Happy Holidays! Continue reading
COLLECTING VHS: Dangerously Close (1986)
Michael exposes a high school run by a gang of vicious Young Republican bullies that Mitt Romney would have been proud of. Continue reading
MOVIE OF THE DAY: HOLIDAY EDITION: Don't Open Till Christmas (1984)
A classic 80's slasher featuring the biggest body count of dead Santa's ever filmed! Continue reading
MOVIE OF THE DAY: HOLIDAY EDITION: Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
Michael celebrates the holiday by teaming up with Chuck Norris to defeat an army of terroists that are trying to fuck up our nation's Christmas! Continue reading
COLLECTING VHS: R.O.T.O.R (1988)
Michael thinks this week's movie S.U.C.K.S. Continue reading
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