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BUY IT FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Koch VisionMSRP: $19.99RATING: NRRUNNING TIME: 47 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:– Photo gallery– Extra non-Isaak tracks The Pitch “It’s Chris Isaak and his band… on a stage!” The Humans Chris Isaak and his band… on a stage The… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $59.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 993 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Diaries from the Set featurettes• The Music of One Tree Hill featurette• Change is Good featurette• Selected Commentaries• Unaired… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Brothers MSRP: $19.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 102 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Second Banana Featurette• The McKay Mystery featurette• Heisman Club featurette• Extra Interviews The Pitch “We’ll use a series of interviews… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: MiramaxMSRP: $19.99RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 89 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Deleted Scene• Wayans Bros. Behind the Scenes• Hood Movie GumboFull title, for the record: Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE AND HERE!STUDIO: Walt Disney Home VideoMSRP: $19.99/$19.99RATED: NR/NRRUNNING TIME: 38/68 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Princess Tea Time Game• Dance Along• Karaoke• Princess Story Builder The Pitch “We take old content and re-release… Continue reading
I believe someone entirely more talented said it better when he wrote – "we were somewhere outside of Barstow when the drugs began to take hold." Not that you'd want to be outside of Barstow, primarily because it's a gigantic wasteland of nothingness while… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Sony Pictures Home EntertainmentMSRP: $14.94RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 82 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: A throwaway sequel, Return of the Boogeyman The Pitch "Oh god oh god I had this great dream and now I lost it–" The Humans… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner HomeMSRP: $26.99RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 113 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Watch the Movie with the Director• Watch the Movie with the Greasers and a Soc• Staying Gold: A Look Back at The Outsiders• S.E. Hinton on… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: CannonMSRP: $14.96RATED: PG-13, “For Some Elements of Horror Violence.”RUNNING TIME: 98 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Pictures that move – and talk. It’s all the rage. The Pitch“I ran into Tony Curtis in the lobby and he’s not… Continue reading
BUY IT FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New LineMSRP: $19.99RATING: RRUNNING TIME: 93 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:-Not really The Pitch “It’s urban legends meets Urban Legends!” The Humans Ron Livingston (Dill Scallion, Body Shots), Christopher Masterson (Scary Movie… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 97 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: DVD-exclusive introduction by Noah Wyle The Pitch "It’s just like Pirates of the Caribbean except Bill Gates isn’t cursed and Steve Jobs… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: WarnerMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 106 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Intro by Noah Wyle• Behind the Scenes• Special Effects Commentary• Stills Gallery The Pitch “It’s Indiana Jones and Men in Black tripping over each other… Continue reading
