The motion picture studios send us vermillions of DVD releases for the purpose of review. More titles than you can shake a stick at, unless you have a lot of time and a particularly sturdy stick. Unlike most sites [and weirdly a source of nitpicking from some detractors who we've discovered are dumb and lonely asexual prick assholes], we review everything we're sent. Even the gay vampire program Lair (from the makers of Dante's Cove). We have a wide array of reviewers, all with functioning nervous systems and all ready to entertain YOU with their puns and prose. You. Are. Welcome.
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Welcome back to this week's installment. Today's episode has Suzie stuck in a creepy dimly lit well, huffing and puffing her brains out. She's not angry, but in labor! Only Thor Johnson can save her, but he's stuck in traffic with his man thong. As the… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DimensionMSRP: $29.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 99 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentaries• Deleted Scenes• Featurette The Pitch “It’s The Crow with Angel and Pecker!” The Humans Edward Furlong (Pet Sematary II, Brainscan), David… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Buena Vista Home EntertainmentMSRP: $49.99 RATED: TV Y7RUNNING TIME: 569 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Episode introductions by Stan Lee• "Stan Lee's Soapbox" I'm the sort of guy who is affected by honest enthusiasm; I find it… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.97 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 80 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Scooby Doo All-Stars Meet the Home Run King Hank Aaron• Scooby Doo All-Stars Baseball Tips: Batting Lessons with Kevin Renz Scooby Doo is a… Continue reading
We're back at it again! The stamina is never-ending around these parts. As always, feel free to leave some feedback (greatly appreciated!) and then complain about the better job you could do with your friends behind my back. Just make sure to let me know… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: PalmMSRP: $24.99 RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 109 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Cast and crew interviews• Behind-the-scenes featurette• Original Korean trailer• Music video• Trailers for other Palm features• DVD-ROM weblinks… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: MiramaxMSRP: $29.99 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 95 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: "Anatomy of a Scene" featurette In a sophomore literature class at college, I had my first experience with Charlotte Perkins' novel The Yellow… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner BrothersMSRP: $29.95 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 133 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary by Jean-Pierre Jeunet• 14 Deleted Scenes with Commentary• 3 ‘Making Of’ Ducumentaries Speak the name Jean-Pierre Jeunet and several… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $30.98 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 121 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary• A Perfect Circle music video: "Passive" • Theatrical trailers • 18 Minutes of deleted scenes, including alternate ending • Conjuring… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New LineMSRP: $19.97RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 98 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Trailer The Pitch “A love story for the terminally ill from the director of Leonard Part 6.” The Humans Jean Reno, Mercedes Ruehl and Polly Walker.… Continue reading
Another week, another slew of DVD titles awaits you. A lot of titles, to be exact. Are they good? Do you consider The Garbage Pail Kids to be amazing? Yeah, didn't think so. How about Illegally Yours? I think the power of Greyskull is commanding all of us to… Continue reading
