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Welcome (back, hopefully) to the Special Edition. Turn up your tunes, rock out hard, and get ready for the weekly barrage of titles. If you happen to headbang, just hold on long enough to see the cover art. While you're checking this out, I'm off to complete… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $19.97RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 100 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Trailers• Commentary• Featurette The Pitch “Slightly more enjoyable than self-circumcision” The Humans Hillary Duff (Lizzie McGuire & countless other… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.97RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 99 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Theatrical trailer• “The Day of the Director” featurette The Pitch "It's Gene Hackman playing a quietly desperate investigator. Hey, it… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: MiramaxMSRP: $29.99 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 108 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary• Featurette• Deleted scenes “You're the wrong person in the wrong place at the wrong time.” That’s what someone told luckless cop John McClane… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Subversive CinemaMSRP: $29.95 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 137 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary• Deleted Scenes• Short Films• Music Video• 2 Documentaries• Trailers I like baseball. I like zombies. I like movies. How could… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: MiramaxMSRP: $29.99RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 95 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch "It's like every other Victorian social drama, but Emma Thompson's not involved with it." The Humans Rufus Sewell, Emily Woof, Polly… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New Line Home EntertainmentPRICE: $19.97 RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 107 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Trailers• Malware If you could somehow harness the starpower in The Grass Harp, you could light a full city block indefinitely.… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 90 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Additional scenes• “A Look at Confessions of an American Bride” featurette The Pitch “Let’s get an actress known only for her breasts and… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: First Look MediaMSRP: $24.99RUNNING TIME: 102 min.RATED: RSPECIAL FEATURES:• Featurette • Trailers The Pitch “It’s Blade Runner with horny gods!” The Humans Thomas Kretschmann (Resident Evil: Apocalypse, The Karate Dog),… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $68.92 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 430 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Documentaries• Rare Screen Tests• Wardrobe Tests• Additional Scenes• Premiere Footage• Photo Galleries• Giant – English Dolby Surround Stereo… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.97 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 111 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Commentary by director Bud Yorkin, Amy Madigan and Ann-Margret I often find that the unremarkable film is the hardest type of film to watch.… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner BrothersMSRP: $19.98 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 103 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Featurette: "From the Ukelele to the Strat"• Featurette: "The Making of Dolly Dagger"• Additional concert performance Here's a revelation for… Continue reading
