The Jonah Hex marketing machine seems to have taken a look at the calendar and realized they need to get some word out that there’s a movie coming in the next two months; the trailer for the film finally hits this weekend and now we have a poster, which debuted at Yahoo! Movies.
What we also have is a bunch of negative test screening reviews at Ain’t It Cool. If you follow my Twitter (@devincf), you would have known that Hex was screening in LA on Sunday; the folks who went to that show wrote in to Harry and expressed their immense displeasure with the movie. The fact that the film sucks can be of little surprise to anyone.






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Not as ugly as the early Iron Man 2 word-of-mouf! http://io9.com/5525691/iron-man-2-reviews-range-from-unwatchable-to-awesome
I'm digging the guy behind Jonah with the Dragonball Z energy ball.
Also, what is the gun in Jonah's right arm firing at? He doesn't seem fussed about aiming it.
Nice framing of Megan Fox's "acting talent" on that poster
do i see Will Arnet and Michael Shannon on the cast credits on that poster?!?…..too bad it apparently sucks…
The script for this was fucking awesome. Looks like they fucked up by casting Malkovich (he's just not the character at all). Also do we know what this is rated? The script was a hard R, but did they fuck with it?
Why must every poster be set against a composite DARK BLUE sky with turbulent clouds? (Iron Man 2, etc)
There are other fucking things we can put behind them.
@#2: Face Shot and Nut Shot.
#6: Mainly because saturated blue (cloudy background) and orange (gunshots) give you the biggest colour contrast. It just "pops". Every single fucking movie poster uses these two colours.
@#5 Duffy,
Why hope against hope? You know WB raped this down to a PG-13 rating and it will suck ass. Also, the more I see photos of Josh Brolin as Jonah Hex, the more I like Thomas Jane's take on it better.
DEVIN, THE VERIFICATION SUCKS ASS!!! 8 ATTEMPTS!
I'll see the flick if Megan shows some skin or gets tied up.
So… Megan Fox is the new Vivica Fox?
It looks like the Hellboy/League of extraordinary Gentlemen posters…. BAD sign.
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