Archive · 2006

September 2006

194 posts

PETER PORN

My copy of Alan Moore and Melinda Gibbie’s kiddie porn comic Lost Girls, about the sex lives of Dorothy Gale of Oz, Alice (from Wonderland) and Wendy Darling of Neverland is on back order from Amazon. I was hoping that this book would serve as the final… Continue reading →

THANK GOD FOR WHITE PEOPLE

Ed Zwick has a specialty, and that specialty is telling stories about the minority experience through the eyes of the white man. Zwick is drawn to other cultures, and how white people have helped them. Through Zwick we have learned how Matthew Broderick freed… Continue reading →

DAILY GRABOID 9.19.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid… Continue reading →

CASTING IS LEGEND

Gabrielle Union, is you is or is you ain’t the lead female in I Am Legend? IESB.net says you are, but blackfilm.com says nay – that the role of Anna, a human survivor Will Smith’s character stumbles upon in a post-apocalyptic vampire world, will actually be… Continue reading →

INFINITE OFFICE

I am really dragging ass today. Just completely exhausted. I blame my tired eyes for mistaking “John Krasinski is writing and directing an adaptation of a David Foster Wallace book” for “Jane Krakowski is writing and directing an adaptation of a David Foster… Continue reading →

LEAK LETTERS #49

Answering Devin's Mail #46,393,059 (SEND A LETTER) Jace: How does it feel to know you're the reason for the mass exodus from CHUD? You could write an article about it! Maybe you should heed some advice and not be such a prick in the future. Your bitter… Continue reading →

ALL SHOT UP

If only we had the savvy and networking prowess of Latino Review. Sadly, we are lame and don't play well with others. Seriously, we're lame. You should see Kelvin and his associates at Comic Con, they're like ninjas except instead of shuriken they're tossing… Continue reading →

CRYPT-O-GRAM! #6

The Crypt-O-Gram message board discussion. Damn, I hate Pan & Scan! My DVD player is stuck on full screen mode. Following is a list of title cards from 25 movies. Letters have been chopped off of the front and end of each title. How many of them can you name?… Continue reading →