Archive · 2007
339 posts
Press Releases, as a whole, are pretty dumb. I've written my fair share and they're full of self-congratulatory ass-rubbing, weiner measuring, boilerplates and othe frivilous fluff. But hey man, it's spoon-fed information and if it's slightly relevant, PRs… Continue reading
Death Proof is a tender movie about a guy, his car and the supple hotties who learn their hotness isn't much of an asset when it's being bounced around a pokey, disintegrating hotrod at 200 miles an hour.Maverick Records, the label for the soundtrack, has… Continue reading
Speaking of Danny Boyle (Ponte Tower), his new movie Sunshine has revelaed itself a US poster.And it's incredibly uninspired. I saw this poster and it was for Zathura. Or Armegeddon. Or any other heroes walking toward you with their objective in the… Continue reading
I know a few Pixar fans (and animation fans in general) were disappointed by Cars. I would respectfully disagree. Maybe it's because I've seen the movie upwards of 10 times thanks to the miracle of DVD and children's ability to watch the same movie over and… Continue reading
I still think the rest of the world is getting a better title out of Die Hard 4.0 than the US is getting with the wretched and embarassing Live Free or Die Hard. Stop with the clever titles. The thought of the gimmick that's taken full rabid control of DVD… Continue reading
" Psychological thriller" is such a misnomer when pigeonholing a film. Isn't anything that involves fear and mystery, ultimately, psychological? Bah. Philosophy be damned. I'll follow tradition.Speaking of, Actor/TV Director Joe Rassulo's had a good time… Continue reading
There's been a couple high-profile stories in the last few months about people who are discovered living in so much squalor and filth, their homes are put under quarantine and closed off as unfit for human inhabitance. I've tried showing those stories to my… Continue reading
I have a lot to be thankful to Shane Black for. He’s written some of my favorite movie lines of all time. He not only got a movie starring Robert Downey Jr. and Val Kilmer made (in 2005, no less) but also (somewhat) theatrically released, and it was… Continue reading
Danny Boyle is not slowing down. With all kinds of Sunshine going on, he's jumped into the pilot's seat for the architectural biography Ponte Tower. And by architectural, I actually mean thriller set in the Joburg landmark.The landmark itself has a… Continue reading
A couple of years ago, Scholastic published a new book from children’s author Tony Abbott called Kringle that basically asked the question “Wouldn’t the myth of Kris Kringle/Santa Claus be a lot more interesting if it were actually The Chronicles of Narnia… Continue reading
Relatively inexpensive CGI family films have been the cinematic growth story of the past couple of years. Once a cool-looking curiosity, these babies have all but monopolized the family film marketplace, and as long as you can rope up a few name actors to do… Continue reading
What makes one a Chewer? It isn't just reading CHUD.com regularly, although that's a great start. It definitely isn't being an expert at mastication. Being a Chewer requires a certain sensibility that's outside of the mainstream. Sure, a Chewer can hold his… Continue reading
