Archive · 2007
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The last time Richard Gere and Diane Lane met, Gere was thumping some sensitive, wife-porking sissy on the head with a snow globe. That philandering bastard will think twice before he shows Gere's wife the way of the French love machine again. Well, you know–… Continue reading
When I pull out my dusty DVD copies of The Professional (fairly often) and Subway (not so often) I feel like I'm falling back in time. There's a whole generation of CHUD readers who aren't old enough to remember when Luc Besson directed movies instead of just… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $19.97RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 124 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• "The Romance of Radium" vintage short• Greer Garson trailer gallery The Pitch "Imagine your favorite silver screen legends doing cold readings… Continue reading
Directed by: Pål SletauneStarring: Kristoffer Joner, Cecilie A. Mosli, Julia SchachtBuy it from Amazon!"Hit me." Quick, how many Norweigian horror films have you seen? None? Thought so. Maybe it's time to start. The Film- John isn't having such a good time… Continue reading
Now I have a new date I must survive until – July 21, 2007. That’s the day when Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is released into stores – the seventh and final Harry Potter novel. Thankfully this is a week before San Diego Comic Con – you try getting a… Continue reading
EMPIRE – MARCH '07 The biggest and best movie magazine in the world. Made in the UK. Huge. That's all you need to know. This issue's strong points: 80's action star retrospective featuring current interviews with Lundgren, Seagal, Stallone, and Van Damme.… Continue reading
Walden media, home of one hit wonder Narnia (not for long- Prince Caspian hits this year) and wholesome family underperformers (Charlotte's Web, How to Eat Fried Worms and, possibly, Bridge to Tarabithia) is going back to its Christian moneymaker by… Continue reading
There’s not been much news on the Wonder Woman front for some time now. There was a flurry of excitement when it was announced that fanboy fave Joss Whedon would be writing and directing the movie version of comic books’ most famous Amazonian dominatrix, but… Continue reading
Nothing says modern America like casting Robin Hood as the bad guy. After all, he is stealing, right? This is Bush’s America, and you only are allowed to steal if you’re a higher up in a political party, not if you’re just some ponce running around in… Continue reading
China is currentyl receiving their first legal dose of Bond uncut and uncesnored. Casino Royale premiered on Monday and despite pirated DVDs being preemptively available for weeks, the whole thing is going over like 007's fingers on a brastrap.Amidst all the… Continue reading
Do you dream of being a writer? (I do!) In their most recent podcast, Gamasutra got the chance to sit down with video game writer Susan O'Conner, who contributed to what little narrative there was in Gears of War as well as the potentially more-involved… Continue reading
Forget Diane Lane's long and well-regarded acting career, that woman ranked on VH1s Hottest Celebrity Bodies. I don't remember what she was ranked, but she's in there. Anyone else could have retired with that honor, but to her credit as a career professional,… Continue reading
