Archive · 2007

May 2007

405 posts

SPIELBERG'S REGRESSION

In his May 8th "Big Picture" column for The Los Angeles Times, Patrick Goldstein poses the question that's been bugging me for years: "Is there anyone besides me who is depressed by the news that Steven Spielberg, a great filmmaker with the clout to get any… Continue reading

INSANE IN THE MEMBRAIMI

Sam Raimi's Ghost House Pictures has always been real keen on a "desire to continue bringing scares and thrills to moviegoers worldwide", as made evident by their boilerplate alone (keyhole, keyhole, keyhole…Skeletor!). Whether they're delivering on the… Continue reading

THE GREEDY GREEN GIANT

The good thing – and I mean the only good motherfucking thing – about the Shrek juggernaut is that each installment is so vacuous as to be instantly forgettable. I mean, like “I’m sitting here in the theater, and I cannot remember what happened 15 minutes… Continue reading

COMMON GOOD

I can totally understand why the Sam Jacksons of the world have a problem with rappers acting, or rap-tors if you please. With dedicated black actors struggling for every single opportunity possible, it sucks to have seemingly unqualified people jump in from… Continue reading

AVAST YE, SPIDEY!

It's nice to see Disney and the Pirates of the Caribbean cabal aren't at all upset by having to cede bragging rights for The Biggest Three-Day Opening Ever to Spider Man 3. Oh, never mind. The studio has just announced their plans to premiere the film a few… Continue reading