Archive · 2007

February 2007

339 posts

CHUD & MYSPACE

Here's your one stop shop for links to all the MySpace pages related to the site, its periphery, and its editors. Add the heck out of us! If you're a shill, go fuck yourself. Official CHUD.com page. Nick's Page. The CHUD Show. Nick's Production Company. The… Continue reading

GHOST SCREENINGS

This week some of my colleagues finally saw Ghost Rider; I should have been there, but family business kept me in New York. I haven’t heard back from anyone yet, but I imagine that responses will fall into two categories: “That was shit” or “That wasn’t the… Continue reading

A DIRECTOR SAYS WHAT?

For me, one of the more sketchy descriptions of any film is the label “Hollywood Satire.” It’s not that it can’t be done well, per se. But without the focus of a specific purpose and narrative like Swimming with Sharks or For Your Consideration, they tend to… Continue reading

ORGAN GRINDERS

I missed the whole Saw train. Actually, that’s not quite right. That would imply that I ever intended to catch the train, which is most certainly not the case. The concept for the first one seemed somewhat interesting, but the assness of the cast and cheap,… Continue reading

BEHOLD A FULL HORSE

I was rather indifferent to the idea of Michael Bay’s Platinum Dunes production company because for the first few years of its existence, it was simply a horror remake factory churning out slick, yet uninspired films that made lots of money and little sense.… Continue reading

UPDATED! DARK CRYSTAL IS A GO

With the recent rumor of the Dark Crystal prequel Power of the Dark Crystal being kaput and our mention of that in the Puppets Plan Attack story (read it here), some some investigative readers on the message boards called bullshit. I put in a call to the Jim… Continue reading