Dan Vinton

273 posts

ELLISON ADAPTED. KIND OF.

Invisible Man is one of the most definitive and widely read works about race in the US. Still, Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man has never been made into a movie. That's not necessarily about to change, but at least it's inspiring an action thriller that hoists… Continue reading →

PRINTS OF PERSIA

So word is out that Disney is going franchise crazy. I don't know if that's news of any kind, since about every other studio seems to be going for the same, but Disney has some fat ones right now: obviously, Pirates and Narnia.Still, there's no better way to… Continue reading →

MEN IN ORANGE

Men in Black, meet C.H.U.D.. C.H.U.D. meet Men in Black. M.I.B, C.H.U.D.,proceed to copulate.Not to sully the CHUD name there, but Dreamworks has picked up what's being called an "action-comedy" spec script called The Secret Lives of Road Crews. See, all… Continue reading →

REMAKE FOR THE SAKE OF REMAKE

Say what you want about the Weinsteins, but it goes without saying that they know how to work the film industry system (and make it work) better than I know how to curse little bastards on XBOX Live- and that's saying something.Still, there's something about… Continue reading →

BARON OLD LADYHAUSEN

The Baron Cohen name is getting a cardiovascular workout these days. Sasha Baron Cohen is becoming a household name thanks to the big fat success of Borat, and Borat cousin Ash Baron Cohen has been running the entertainment treadmill as well. I was going to… Continue reading →

MERRY CHRISTMAS, NERDS

Press Releases, as a whole, are pretty dumb. I've written my fair share and they're full of self-congratulatory ass-rubbing, weiner measuring, boilerplates and othe frivilous fluff. But hey man, it's spoon-fed information and if it's slightly relevant, PRs… Continue reading →

TUNES TO CRASH YOUR CAR BY

Death Proof is a tender movie about a guy, his car and the supple hotties who learn their hotness isn't much of an asset when it's being bounced around a pokey, disintegrating hotrod at 200 miles an hour.Maverick Records, the label for the soundtrack, has… Continue reading →

SUNPISSED

Speaking of Danny Boyle (Ponte Tower), his new movie Sunshine has revelaed itself a US poster.And it's incredibly uninspired. I saw this poster and it was for Zathura. Or Armegeddon. Or any other heroes walking toward you with their objective in the… Continue reading →

WALL-E… REVEALED

I know a few Pixar fans (and animation fans in general) were disappointed by Cars. I would respectfully disagree. Maybe it's because I've seen the movie upwards of 10 times thanks to the miracle of DVD and children's ability to watch the same movie over and… Continue reading →

DIE HARD INTERNATIONALE

I still think the rest of the world is getting a better title out of Die Hard 4.0 than the US is getting with the wretched and embarassing Live Free or Die Hard. Stop with the clever titles. The thought of the gimmick that's taken full rabid control of DVD… Continue reading →

DAMAGED GOODS

" Psychological thriller" is such a misnomer when pigeonholing a film. Isn't anything that involves fear and mystery, ultimately, psychological? Bah. Philosophy be damned. I'll follow tradition.Speaking of, Actor/TV Director Joe Rassulo's had a good time… Continue reading →