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Maybe you've forgotten, but Star Trek 11 is still alive and kicking over at Paramount. In what feels like a long time (in internet chronology) since any major announcement or noteworthy rumor-speculation, even updates on the upcoming film get their own story.… Continue reading
–You can stop wringing your hands over the rounding out of casting for the upcoming Universal comedy Baby Mama. In a bold choice, smiley everyman Greg Kinnear has been cast as the male lead opposite female lead Tina Fey, while ER doc and The Claw proponent… Continue reading
I must be getting old, because I remember a time when Renny Harlin was making movies people went to see, even when that was still a hit and miss affair. Example: The successful Die Hard 2 was followed up by flaming wreck The Adventures of Ford Fairline which… Continue reading
Everyone's favorite New Zealander-turned-Bond director-turned-Bond fan heartbreaker, Martin Campbell, has nabbed his next gig. After finishing out the upcoming thriller Unstoppable, Campbell will be taking the reigns of Paramount’s 36, a remake based on the… Continue reading
With Hostel's "not quite what we expected" performance this weekend (Dellamorte explains), I've heard such talk as this: bloviation that Hostel II‘s opening return is an indicator of big opening horror having run its course. Will 2006/2007 mark the high… Continue reading
Any Tea Leoni fans in the house? News for you: the steady drip that's been Leoni's output since '91 will remain remarkably consistent. The wife of Mulder has been cast with Ricky Gervais and Greg Kinnear in prolific writer and Spielberg go-to-guy David… Continue reading
Despite a fair amount of cheese spread over the dry cracker (not that kind of cracker, you racist bastard) that is Stan Lee, you can't deny the guy's infectious charm. Stan Lee was always the larger than life excelsior!-ator and legend until his introduction… Continue reading
Yesterday, Devin debuted the resoundingly deja-vutastic I Am Legend theatrical poster. The one-sheet is uninspiring, doing nothing more than advertising "Hey! A Will Smith movie! And he's carrying a satchel!" Fortunately, hot on its CMYK comes the trailer,… Continue reading
After having lost American Idol, Clay Aiken style (I lost, but I'm loved!), Katherine McPhee is doing what any Southern California resident aspires to – acting. Of course, other less fortunate and less attractive Southern Californians have to work tables at… Continue reading
The first time I was introduced to Clifton Collins Jr. was through the abomination of Mindhunters, which is too bad. Man, that crap was terrible and man if I didn't think Clifton was the worst of the lot. I've been reassured I can lay all that hate at the… Continue reading
The only time I've seen the HBO polygamy series Big Love was when I caught Bill Paxton’s hairy ass-crack and dangling balls hopping into bed on top top of Ginnifer Goodwin. I remember thinking, "If I ever wanted to know what a prison-eyed view of Bill… Continue reading
You know what's funny? The story of women scorned. There's nothing that doles out stitches more than a rom-dram-com chiseled from the granite of feminine vengeance. There's nothing most people love more than watching hilarious comedy classics like John Tucker… Continue reading
