Dan Vinton

273 posts

VIRAL VADER

My interest in Star Wars has waned to the point of Star Trek, (yeah, I said it- what!) but damned if I don't revisit the universe that George built and blew up when anything Star Wars-ey rolls into town, so this week has seen more Star Wars on my computer… Continue reading →

KAREY IS SO VERY…

Despite the goodwill garnered (and promptly, I humbly submit, pissed away) by Eddie Murphy in his excellent turn as James "Thunder" Early, the once red-leathered king of comedy continues to join forces with the powers of lowest common denominator in… Continue reading →

HOW TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE?

If the 1953 film How to Marry a Millionaire is to be believed, all a golddigger (watch out!) has to do is have the luck of being nearsighted or presumptive. How not to marry a millionaire is a little more complicated when you have to do things like enter as a… Continue reading →

HAUER GOES DUTCH

It's been said that acting is the gateway drug. Star in a film and next thing you know you'll be cutting tracks for your first CD, selling shampoo in Japan or, if you really get into the hard stuff, start directing other actors. Actually, I don't know if it's… Continue reading →

LUCAS STROKES THE CHICKEN

Last year Robot Chicken threw out a spoof on Star Wars which had Palpatine receiving the news of a blowed up Death Star and, in his uncorked executive-level fury, called Darth Vader a little bitch for crying over "Panda Bear or whatever her name was". The… Continue reading →

VAUGHN FISHIN'

It's an understatement to say the Weinsteins haven't had the best luck of late. A string of recent, widely-released films including Hannibal Rising and Grindhouse have failed to make financial impacts and their award push with films like Miss Potter and… Continue reading →

BATES DOES YATES

In the late 50s, novelist Richard Yates wasn't liking what he was seeing- a lack of revolutionary spirit replaced with a general quest for the perceived security resting behind white picket fences, track housing and Congressional hearings. At the very least,… Continue reading →

LOW RES RUBBERS

A few months back there was an official picture posted of the money maker from AVP 2 in some head-to-phallic head action– some people thought it looked like turd, others (all one of you and me) thought it looked okay. Now there's another batch of pictures… Continue reading →

HEATH'S GRECIAN FORMULA

I don't know if you've become hip to this or not, but apparently there's some movie coming out called The Dark Knight. I hear it's something about a guy dressed up in a bat costume and a green haired serial killer. If my sources have it right, the movie is… Continue reading →

SUBURBAN TORTURE

Wow. If we're not being beat over the head with the subject… Fresh off the last 24 hours debate and musings on nihilistic filmmaking or lack thereof comes news on the Saw crew's next. It's titled, appropriately, Tortured.The title plays out on both the… Continue reading →